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Mine's the gay thing. Not terribly original I know. Also I like getting laid. If yours is: 'my ex was a Baha'i and she dumped me so fuck Shoghi Effendi' that's lame, please go and have a word with yourself. And they have a House of Justice so please, my god in heaven, stop hoping there's going to be another Guardian. There won't. It won't be you, it won't be some crazy guy with a defunct website and three and a half followers and it won't be me because I'm a woman. And no, they're not a cult. And NO they're not hiding secret texts. And I'm sorry if an LSA was mean to you but Christ, people are mean and Baha'is are people.

But I'd be interested in hearing stories that are actually interesting. And I'll decide what fulfills the criteria of interesting because it's my post and I'll do what I want and I have a tattoo on my butt that says 'Come With Me If You Want To Live' which lawfully entitles me to a monopoly on the truth. Have at it. Intrigue me.